February 2012
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SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS!
WKUK is on IFC any minute now!
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Anyone else going to the Sunday show? And which one are you guys going to?
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Watch
January 2012
52 posts
WKUK should be on IFC any second now.
Watchlycankiller:
weird the stripper
“I said KITTY porn! Like with kittens!”
– Trevor, Great Grandmas sketch (via wkukquotes)
Pimp: It's whore-ible what happened to her!
Nurse: Yes, it is horrible.
Pimp: No no no, it's WHORE-ible what happened to her.
Nurse: Yes, I get it, sir. She's a working girl - now look, she has been bruised up pretty badly.
Pimp: She looks WHORE-ific!
Nurse: Sir, I get it. Whore. Now can you please answer some questions so we can understand how to treat her.
Pimp: It's WHORE-d to understand how something like this could happen.
Nurse: Sir, please!
Pimp: I told her not to go out tonight, and I knew it was going to be dangerous. You see, this morning I read her WHORE-oscope.
Nurse: Can you at least tell me her name?
Pimp: Her name was Cindy and she'd been working with me for about a year. She was going to leave this fall and go to state university. You see, she wanted to study WHORE-ticulture.
Nurse: Wow, you really went out of your way for that one...
Pimp: Some of the cuts were vertical and some where WHORE-izontal!
Nurse: Oh sir, please?!
Pimp: She looks like she's been dragged behind a WHORE-se!
Nurse: Look, she's very weak right now.
Pimp: I know, I was trying to get her to eat something but she wouldn't eat anything. Not an entree, or dessert, not even any WHORE-d'oeuvres! All she would eat in the car was a pack of old WHORE-reos!
Nurse: Sir!
Pimp: Is she bruised up pretty bad?
Nurse: I told you yes!
Pimp: Bet she has some nasty charlie WHORE-ses!
Nurse: Sir!
Pimp: It's WHORE-rific! I don't have a lotta room in my car when I brought her here, you see - I drive a P-WHORE-sche!
Nurse: Sir, please!
Pimp: Is she upset?
Nurse: Yes!
Pimp: Maybe I should cheer her up! I'll play her a prosti-TUNE on my WHORE-monica!
Nurse: *slaps pimp's face*
Pimp: BITCH!
