Jan
24
- Pimp: It's whore-ible what happened to her!
- Nurse: Yes, it is horrible.
- Pimp: No no no, it's WHORE-ible what happened to her.
- Nurse: Yes, I get it, sir. She's a working girl - now look, she has been bruised up pretty badly.
- Pimp: She looks WHORE-ific!
- Nurse: Sir, I get it. Whore. Now can you please answer some questions so we can understand how to treat her.
- Pimp: It's WHORE-d to understand how something like this could happen.
- Nurse: Sir, please!
- Pimp: I told her not to go out tonight, and I knew it was going to be dangerous. You see, this morning I read her WHORE-oscope.
- Nurse: Can you at least tell me her name?
- Pimp: Her name was Cindy and she'd been working with me for about a year. She was going to leave this fall and go to state university. You see, she wanted to study WHORE-ticulture.
- Nurse: Wow, you really went out of your way for that one...
- Pimp: Some of the cuts were vertical and some where WHORE-izontal!
- Nurse: Oh sir, please?!
- Pimp: She looks like she's been dragged behind a WHORE-se!
- Nurse: Look, she's very weak right now.
- Pimp: I know, I was trying to get her to eat something but she wouldn't eat anything. Not an entree, or dessert, not even any WHORE-d'oeuvres! All she would eat in the car was a pack of old WHORE-reos!
- Nurse: Sir!
- Pimp: Is she bruised up pretty bad?
- Nurse: I told you yes!
- Pimp: Bet she has some nasty charlie WHORE-ses!
- Nurse: Sir!
- Pimp: It's WHORE-rific! I don't have a lotta room in my car when I brought her here, you see - I drive a P-WHORE-sche!
- Nurse: Sir, please!
- Pimp: Is she upset?
- Nurse: Yes!
- Pimp: Maybe I should cheer her up! I'll play her a prosti-TUNE on my WHORE-monica!
- Nurse: *slaps pimp's face*
- Pimp: BITCH!
